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Doctors say that short-term memory is the first to go…but do they say anything about a sense of humor? Hope not…

These funny quotes--by and for people 50-plus--were sent by my friend Phil Weintraub in Illinois.

"Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'"
- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)"I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'"

- Eleanor Roosevelt

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Famous authors and poets have extensively written about 'woman.' Yet, no one can claim to fully fathom her mind. Get to know some feminine quirks with these funny quotes about women.
Read witty wisecracks about a woman's nature. These quotes would make most women exclaim, 'What's all the fuss about?' But men would say, 'How true, how true!'

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Biography of great leaders is a real source of information, moral, lessons and guide to follow the right path. It gives a clear insight into the kind of errors that are usually committed by men, the ways to avoid them and the real life experiences of the respective men and women. But there is an opinion that “biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written “in Mark twain’s words. The real life facts are included in biography and in some cases it is inevitable to include fictions too which mainly depends upon the writer of the biography. Nevertheless, biography is history and is worth reading and proves the greatness of people. There are numerous quotes on biography and send them to your friends to inspire them to read the great lives of famous personalities.

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As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let us down, probably will. You'll have your heart broken and you'll break others' hearts. You'll fight with your best friend or maybe even fall in love with them, and you'll cry because time is flying by. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, forgive freely, and love like you've never been hurt. Life comes with no guarantees, no time outs, no second chances. you just have to live life to the fullest, tell someone what they mean to you and tell someone off, speak out, dance in the pouring rain, hold someone's hand, comfort a friend, fall asleep watching the sun come up, stay up late, be a flirt, and smile until your face hurts. Don't be afraid to take chances or fall in love and most of all, live in the moment because every second you spend angry or upset is a second of happiness you can never get back.

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When you think of Chuck Norris, you either immediately think action movie star (recalling his numerous feature films) or television star, for his long-running CBS television series, "Walker, Texas Ranger."

But prior to that, Chuck was a martial arts star, winning many martial arts championships including being a six-time undefeated World Professional MiddleWeight Karate Champion. Chuck was also a renowned teacher in the martial arts. Some of his students were Steve McQueen, Bob Barker, Priscilla Presley and Donnie & Marie Osmond.

From 1964 to 1968, Chuck won many State, National, and International amateur karate titles. In 1968, Chuck fought and won the World Professional MiddleWeight Karate championships by defeating the World's Top Fighters. He held that title until 1974 when he retired undefeated.

In 1968, Chuck was inducted into the Black Belt Hall of Fame as Fighter of the Year. In 1975, he was inducted as Instructor of the Year and in 1977, Chuck received the honor of Man of the Year.

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funny quotes about life can add a humorous spin to situations in your life. If you are looking for a good laugh while still looking for a little perspective on life funny life quotes can be just what you need. Unlike most other life quotes funny life quotes do not always come from the mouths of famous people, in fact, many of the best ones are anonymous quotes. One of the most popular funny quotes about life comes from Oscar Wilde, Wilde states that “There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
More.” This quote plays off of the popular notion of too much of a good thing. Another popular funny life quote comes from Benjamin Franklin and state that “Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed,” which is both funny and all too true. Thomas Aloysius Dorgan’s “Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little,” is an attempt to draw a parallel between the work we must put into life and the work we must put into eating an artichoke, both of which he says produce very little reward. On the great mystery of life Mark Twain says
“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.” There are also quotes that speak to the humorous nature of life itself, such as Will Rogers’ “Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.” If you really think about it, you can view almost any situation or occurrence in life and think that it is funny, but if that same thing happens to you its comedic value drops drastically, even if you had already laughed when it happened to someone else.

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